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Features a neon witch and cheeky Halloween phrase
Bold artwork glows under blacklight
Original hand-drawn design adds quirky charm
Made of 100% cotton and machine-washable
Large size: 28 x 28 Inches
Bold, witchy fun meets kitchen function—spooky vibes that shine under blacklight!
Bring the sass to your spooky season with this bold black cotton towel featuring a confident witch and the phrase “Thick Thighs and Spooky Vibes.” Designed in vibrant neon colors that glow under blacklight, it’s a statement piece for your kitchen, bar cart, or Halloween party setup. Practical, funny, and machine-washable, it’s equal parts attitude and utility—packaged ready to hang or gift.
Most orders are processed within 1 business day, and tracking information is emailed once your order ships. We ship through USPS, UPS, and FedEx, with shipping rates based on the size and weight of your order. Most deliveries within the contiguous U.S. arrive within 2β5 business days after shipment.
If you need to make a return, please email info@christmasloft.com or call our customer support team at 603 745 8297 within 45 days of delivery. Please include your order number, contact information, and the reason for your return. If your item arrived damaged, include photos or videos so we can review everything and assist you as quickly as possible. Our team is always happy to help.
The Christmas Loft is a trusted family-owned business that has been serving customers for over 45 years. When you shop with us, you can feel confident knowing there is a real team behind every order, ready to help with product questions, order support, returns, and more. With over 20,000 ornaments, a large selection of collectibles, and festive Christmas dΓ©cor, there is something special for everyone.
If you need assistance, email us at info@christmasloft.com or speak with a real person by calling our customer support team at 603 745 8297.
We are committed to making sure every customer has a positive experience with us.
